SUPER SHINY AND SASSY!
Low starting bid and actual shipping cost!
Lightweight and flexible HUGE hobo handbag with a picture of Elvis and lots of bronze tone stud work.
Lovingly used, but nowhere near abused.
Dare I say, perfect condition? I think I may have to : )
Inside is clean and fresh, no scratches or failure of construction.
15x11 with 11 inch drop. One main zipper-top compartment . One inside zipper compartment and two large outer pockets.
The King wants to come home with you!
PAYMENT: PAYPAL ONLY! I can not accept money orders, checks, or a third party wire transfer from the widow of a Nigerian embassador who is trying to find a reputable business partner...
SHIPPING: Shipping price is calculated on the weight of the package and distance from Jacksonville FL. Yes, it still exists on Ebay and you've found it!
USA: USPS either First class or Priority based on weight. You can add insurance if you want. 7% sales tax for you lucky Florida buyers...WOW, love bugs, hurricanes AND sales tax? Oh joy!
INTERNATIONAL: USPS First Class International for items that can be shipped in a bag envelope. USPS Priority International for items that must be shipped in a box.
MULTIPLE AUCTION WINS: If you pay for items individually, you miss out on the savings. Just shoot me an email to let me know you are still shopping and when you are done shopping. I will combine all your wins within a 7 day period on one convenient invoice and send them in one box to save you money.
GRUMPY STUFF: Please check any given measurements carefully before bidding because sizes can vary among brands and international size conversions can be tricky.No returns/refunds for fit.
I will ship your package to the address that comes to me on your paypal payment. Please be sure it is your current address since you forgot to invite me to your housewarming party when you moved : )
FROM THE "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?" LAUGH OF THE DAY DEPARTMENT:
This lady wanted a return/refund on a dress two months later because she didn't lose as much weight as she had hoped before going on the cruise she bought the dress for.
If this auction is for high heels, No, I won't put them on and take several close-up photos from different angles so you can see how they would look on your "girlfriend". Sheesh! Do you think anyone really believes that?
PERKY STUFF: You can trust this seller. I get a lot of feedback that says "WOW! Even better than I was expecting!" (My one neg is from a deadbeat bidder who negged me for reporting non-payment. I wouldn't object to that chick being dipped in honey and sat on a fireant mound.)
I've never had a package sucked into a parallel universe. Returned for bad address, yes. Black hole, no.
Check out my other auctions and my Ebay store for more great stuff including many brand new items and top $ designer items for crazy low starting bids.
P.S. Now is when you bid : )
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